Jammo’s Chris Mass Crackers

For those of you who are sick of ‘Last Christmas’, Macca’s Uncle nob-head synth bubbler ‘Wonderful Christmastime’ or fuckin Noddy wailing, again, in glittery platforms surrounded by now shamed Top of the Pops hosts, I’ve compiled a few things that I’m currently enjoying whilst running headlong toward diabetes and obesity.

First up is a tidy little collection of Doom related Acapellas over vintage Chrimbo crackers, remixed and re-jiggled by Spain’s Cookin Soul. Ignore what I said about uncle nob-head earlier, I’m a mouthy cunt at best, Cookin’ Soul uses ‘Wonderful Christmastime’ in combination with Readawn for ‘Wonderfull’, which is actually quite enjoyable …

Once you’re done with that, this is a nice little stocking filler for the Xmas crew from JonWayne. It’s filled with lush little cuts from some of my some of my fave Christmas movies too… proper job…

… and last but not least a corker of a Christmas mixtape from Señor Votel. Santa’s Sangria is packed arse to elbows with B-music belters, Hammond beauties and Proggy face melters…

Enjoy and have a lush Christmas innit!

Love yew…